(Source: baroquetronica, via somewhereinbrooklyn-)
4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone
4 minutes try a whole hour
(Source: madnax, via crystalised-stars)
Helen Keller goes on a blind date
*ba dum tss*
i don’t see how this is funny
neither did she
(Source: teapayne, via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
(via crystalised-stars)
(via tyleroakley)
i wish bagels grew on trees
Story of my life.
i doubt this would be an accurate biography of your life
(Source: risarodil, via tomlinslutxo)
(via sirlestrange)
zen-panda:falconpunchyourmom:britishbakerboy:what’s the point of cute boys if i can’t have one
What the point of cute girls if they won’t suck my cock.
whats the point of big girls if they wont love themselves as much as i do. dont tell me i want a skinny bitch cause if i did i would be one your low self-esteem makes you unattractive not your weight
what the fuck happened here
(via give-me-y0ur-hand)
one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
(Source: thugzmansion, via ki-itten)
i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing i’m not gonna mess it up
(Source: gaysuperheroes, via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)
oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but didnt bring a pencil
(via thelaughingmango)
